having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together
I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.